قدیر مرحوم کی دوزخ سے چیٹ

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قدیر مرحوم نے میری بے لاگ رائے smile_teeth کا ذکر کیا ہے۔ میں آگے لوگوں کے نزدیک ظالم بے رحم اور بے حس ہوں۔ یہ رائے کیوں دی گئی بہت سے لوگ تو ویسے ہی مجھ سے متفق ہونگے۔ کچھ شائد مجھے کہیں یار اتنا سخت نہیں کہنا تھا۔ مجھے کہنے سے پہلے یہ چیٹ پڑھیں تو جان لیں قدیر کو اتنی مرچوں بھری رائے کیوں دی کہ اتنی دیر تک سی سی کرتا رہا ہے۔

1/10/2008	11:48:47 AM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	mera munna
1/10/2008	11:48:59 AM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	کب ہواَ
1/10/2008	11:49:06 AM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	tum ho
1/10/2008	11:49:20 AM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	اللہ معاف کرے
1/10/2008	11:49:40 AM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	waqai tumhari to mafiya manganay k din hai
1/10/2008	11:49:56 AM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	کیوں؟
1/10/2008	11:50:20 AM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bus hain
1/10/2008	11:51:02 AM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	yar tu ne kabhi kisi ko line mari hay?
1/10/2008	11:51:32 AM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	hahaha
1/10/2008	11:51:39 AM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	kal ke post perh ker bhe tumko lagta hai ?
1/10/2008	11:51:42 AM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	kio kia howa hai
1/10/2008	11:52:37 AM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	bus yar
1/10/2008	11:53:09 AM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	tu qabil-e-aitbar banda nahi hay, iss liay phir mayn larkio ko dil ki batayn batata hoon
1/10/2008	11:53:53 AM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	hahha
1/10/2008	11:53:55 AM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	you know, recent accident bhi aik larki ko pata hay, but tujhay nahi
1/10/2008	11:54:06 AM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	ok i dont have a problem
1/10/2008	11:54:14 AM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	yeah i m not trust worthy
1/10/2008	11:54:22 AM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	so keep ur things to ur self :P
1/10/2008	11:54:49 AM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	inshaAllah, don’t worry my little kid
1/10/2008	11:55:03 AM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	nah i m not worryin since i dont care
1/10/2008	11:55:59 AM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	you will even not care of your (may be) wife, and she too will InshaAllah not take care of you
1/10/2008	11:56:28 AM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	of course mai nay dosri kerni hai pehli ke care choro ga to agli aye ge na munnay
1/10/2008	11:57:07 AM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	puttar mujhay tau tu doosri se bhi agay jata nazar ata hay
1/10/2008	11:57:52 AM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	of course yaar
1/10/2008	11:57:56 AM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	2 to pakki hai
1/10/2008	11:58:05 AM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	agay da lagnay wali baat hai
1/10/2008	11:58:51 AM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	tumnay jab say meri pic daikhi hai baray impress ho
1/10/2008	11:59:29 AM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	bilkul boht impress hoon
1/10/2008	11:59:50 AM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	sochta hoon keh aisay aison kay liay 2 tayyar hayn tau mere liay tau 6 hongi
1/10/2008	12:00:00 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	hahahahha
1/10/2008	12:00:23 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	jealous
1/10/2008	12:01:19 PM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	jealous ki taunting woh banda karta hay jis kay paas kehnay kay liay aur kuch na reh gaya ho
1/10/2008	12:01:50 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	larkio ko impress kernay k liye hamesha tum logo ke pics use kertay ho
1/10/2008	12:01:54 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	kabhi meri to kabhi apnay kissi cozin ke
1/10/2008	12:02:09 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	priety ki lagay rakh n koi gay he tujhay chimray ga
1/10/2008	12:03:04 PM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	yar teri zaban mujhay samajh nahi ati, dobara se urdu likhna seekh
1/10/2008	12:03:22 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	jab izat ho to samajh ana band ho jati hai
1/10/2008	12:03:27 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	tu abhi nai samjhay ga
1/10/2008	12:04:17 PM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	chhor yar mayn tau preity kay liay preshan hoon
1/10/2008	12:04:37 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	raho tumhari nazuk sehat k liye yehi acha hia :”d
1/10/2008	12:05:37 PM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	itni nazuk bhi nahin hay, mera BMI 22 hay
1/10/2008	12:06:09 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	isi liye tum har haftay chicken ou tho jatay ho
1/10/2008	12:06:37 PM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	what?
1/10/2008	12:07:04 PM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	yar mayn boht bhola bhala bacha hoon mujh se aisi batayn mat kia kar
1/10/2008	12:07:20 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	haan haan
1/10/2008	12:07:27 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	tum to roti ko chochi kehtay ho
1/10/2008	12:07:48 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	abhi kissi baji ko line marni the
1/10/2008	12:07:51 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	abhi bhola bhala bacha
1/10/2008	12:07:52 PM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	nahin mayn roti ko bread kehta hoon
1/10/2008	12:08:08 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bholay bhalay bacho ko log bara mutasir kertay hai
1/10/2008	12:08:35 PM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	baji hogi teri
1/10/2008	12:08:43 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	meri nai teri teri teri
1/10/2008	12:09:05 PM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	teri teri teri teri teri teri teri teri teri teri teri teri teri teri teri teri teri
1/10/2008	12:09:16 PM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	coz mayn nay kabhi usay baji nahi mana
1/10/2008	12:09:23 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	to phir kia mana hai :-O
1/10/2008	12:09:31 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	abay shadi say pehlay sari bajiya hoti hai
1/10/2008	12:09:40 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	n jo teray halat hai baji he maan
1/10/2008	12:09:56 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	nai to kuch salo mai uskay bacho ka mamu hoga
1/10/2008	12:10:48 PM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	nahi mayn us kay mian se dosti kar kay chachoo banoon ga
1/10/2008	12:11:17 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	mera khyal hai tu uskay m iya say dosti ker k aik din merhoom banay ga
1/10/2008	12:11:40 PM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	mayn bhola bacha hoon, bonga nahin
1/10/2008	12:12:05 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	log tumhay bongay say bhe gaya guzra samajhtay hai’
1/10/2008	12:12:21 PM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	acha chal yeh bata, jab african american cock kehtay hayn tau tu murgha samajhta hay na
1/10/2008	12:12:51 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	multan ka rehnay wala paindo
1/10/2008	12:12:58 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	aik he lafaz yaad kia howa hai
1/10/2008	12:13:03 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	they have more terms
1/10/2008	12:13:09 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	keho to tik tumhara name rakhd oon
1/10/2008	12:13:21 PM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	betay tu mujhay kia samajhta hay?
1/10/2008	12:15:02 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	aik jahil paindu insaan jo khud ko bohat bari cheez samajhta hai laiken every week chicken out ho jata hai or aglay haftay dobara bongia marta hai jiski izat 2 kori ki nai rahi or jisko ab bezti ka bhe asar nai hota
1/10/2008	12:15:22 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	i m sorry
1/10/2008	12:16:03 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	do add k tum sari ki sari fazool harkatay kerto ho
1/10/2008	12:16:06 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	:P
1/10/2008	12:16:23 PM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	agar tum samajhtay ho keh mayn tum bloggers mayn honay wali bay-izti ki perwah karta hoon tau you are totally wrong
1/10/2008	12:16:42 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bloggers :-O hahaha yaar teri to real mai bhe koi izat nai
1/10/2008	12:16:45 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	kutay wali oqat hai
1/10/2008	12:17:03 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	yeh jo tu baray per phila ker nai kehta k aik larki ko recent incident pata hai
1/10/2008	12:17:12 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	larki k samnay ronay ronay wala mujhay na-mard lagta hai
1/10/2008	12:17:40 PM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	mera card kisi bhi waqt khatam sakta hay, yeh na samajhna kah mayn bhag gaya hoon
1/10/2008	12:17:43 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	yeh to teri oqat hai phir tu pata nai kia samajhta hai
1/10/2008	12:17:55 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	tera card aqal k sath khatam he howa rehta hai
1/10/2008	12:18:15 PM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	puttar tu inshaAllah mar khaey ga, tere nukta-haey-nazar bilkul ghalat hayn
1/10/2008	12:18:38 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	i m still more powerfull than u n dont chicken out
1/10/2008	12:19:14 PM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	love has more power, and my heart is softer than you kukkar
1/10/2008	12:19:31 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	oh munna is in love
1/10/2008	12:19:51 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	u will soon be a mamu than a lover
1/10/2008	12:20:18 PM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	I keep my seriousness, sorrows and love in my heart
1/10/2008	12:20:25 PM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	tu inshaAllah reh jaey ga
1/10/2008	12:20:31 PM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	tu kanwara hi maray ga inshaAllah
1/10/2008	12:20:57 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	yeah rite
1/10/2008	12:21:07 PM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	such kehta hoon, kabhi mere samnay na ana warna……………:@
1/10/2008	12:21:13 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	u sure u keep everyin inside i think u chicken out
1/10/2008	12:21:15 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	har waqat rona
1/10/2008	12:21:36 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	kabhi kissi khambay per cherh k kabhi kissi tree ke shaakh per to kabhi hamsari ki dewar say lipat ker
1/10/2008	12:22:02 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	dont u worry abt me being a kanwara bohat c help kerwanay ko tayar bethi hai
1/10/2008	12:22:24 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	aray nai ata teray samnay kia ho gaya hai hosla ker
1/10/2008	12:22:30 PM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	agar kabhi tum mere samnay aao aur mayn tumhayn kuch na kahoon tau samajhna keh tumhari khair nahi
1/10/2008	12:22:50 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	see tum baat ker nai saktay yeh ronay lay ker beth jatay ho
1/10/2008	12:23:18 PM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	help karwanay wali idhar bhi kum nahi hayn
1/10/2008	12:23:18 PM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	jaisi tujhay help karwanay ko tyar hay, us se kahin behtar
1/10/2008	12:23:43 PM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	I don’t weep, and that’s why I curse myself coz I cant weep
1/10/2008	12:24:41 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	yeah rite
1/10/2008	12:24:57 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	kahin behtar to tu yaha k sapnay kio daikhta hai
1/10/2008	12:25:00 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	beth na wahi
1/10/2008	12:25:07 PM	Qadeer Ahmad:)	bdtmz	yeh jo tum rozana apnay blog per rona rotay rehtay ho keh Qadeer nay mere sath yeh kar dia woh kar dia, yeh kia hay?
1/10/2008	12:25:14 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	keep helpin
1/10/2008	12:25:27 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	hahaha
1/10/2008	12:25:35 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	tum usko rona kehtay ho log usko tumhari bezti kehtay hai
1/10/2008	12:25:43 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	mujhay kitno nay kaha yaar ziada na kia kero
1/10/2008	12:28:20 PM	bdtmz	Qadeer Ahmad:)	lay ho gaya chicken out

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1 Shoiab Safdar Jan 11th, 2008 at 2:54 am

یہ تم لوگ کن کاموں میں پڑھ گئے ہو؟؟؟

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2 خاور Jan 11th, 2008 at 4:10 am

اخلاقی طور پر هی یه
بات اچهی نہین ہے که چیٹنگ کو بلاگ کردیا جائے
جیسے که میرے ساتھ کی گئی باتوں کو اگر آپ نے پوسٹ کر دیا تو یه تو سنسر کرنی پڑیں گي
آپ کی یه قدیر کے ساتھ چپقلش بہت هی عامیانه ہے کسی بهی میچور بندے کو پوچھ کر دیکھ لیں ـ
بڑی بدتمیزی کی بات ہے ـ
مگر آپ تو جی هو هی بد تمیز

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3 ساجداقبال Jan 11th, 2008 at 5:06 am

بالکل پرائیویٹ باتیں ہرگز ہرگز اسطرح کھلے عام نہیں تحریر کرنی چاہیے۔ اگر کرنی ہی تھیں تو پاس ورڈ لگا دیتے۔
4 بدتمیز(427) Jan 11th, 2008 at 12:22 pm

سلام
سب سے پہلے یہ پڑھیں
http://www.badtamiz.com/blog/2008/01/08/the-big-r/
بلاگ آجکل ریٹڈ ر ہے۔ مطلب رسٹرکٹڈ،

شعیب: میں تو کسی کام نہیں‌ پڑا ایسے ہی بچگانہ حرکتیں کرنے کو دل کر رہا ہے۔ آپ نے چیٹ تو نہیں پڑھی نہ

خاور: ریٹڈ آر میں‌ اخلاقیات کا عمل دخل کہاں؟ نہین‌ مین بندہ دیکھ کر ہی الٹی حرکتیں‌ کرتا ہوں۔ چپقلش تو نہیں ہے۔ ایسے ہی قدیر کو نچا رہا ہوں۔ بدتمیز بدتمیزی ہی کرتے ہیں۔

ساجد اقبال: پرائیوٹ باتیں میرے خیال سے کچھ اور ہوتی ہیں۔ یہ ایک عام بات چیت ہے۔ اگر پبلک کرنی ہے تو پاسورڈ لگانے کا مقصد؟

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