قدیر مرحوم کی دوزخ سے چیٹ
407 views Published January 11th, 2008 in طنز و مزاح.قدیر مرحوم نے میری بے لاگ رائے 
کا ذکر کیا ہے۔ میں آگے لوگوں کے نزدیک ظالم بے رحم اور بے حس ہوں۔ یہ رائے کیوں دی گئی بہت سے لوگ تو ویسے ہی مجھ سے متفق ہونگے۔ کچھ شائد مجھے کہیں یار اتنا سخت نہیں کہنا تھا۔ مجھے کہنے سے پہلے یہ چیٹ پڑھیں تو جان لیں قدیر کو اتنی مرچوں بھری رائے کیوں دی کہ اتنی دیر تک سی سی کرتا رہا ہے۔
| 1/10/2008 | 11:48:47 AM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | mera munna | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 11:48:59 AM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | کب ہواَ | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 11:49:06 AM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | tum ho | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 11:49:20 AM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | اللہ معاف کرے | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 11:49:40 AM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | waqai tumhari to mafiya manganay k din hai | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 11:49:56 AM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | کیوں؟ | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 11:50:20 AM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bus hain | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 11:51:02 AM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | yar tu ne kabhi kisi ko line mari hay? | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 11:51:32 AM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | hahaha | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 11:51:39 AM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | kal ke post perh ker bhe tumko lagta hai ? | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 11:51:42 AM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | kio kia howa hai  |
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| 1/10/2008 | 11:52:37 AM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | bus yar | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 11:53:09 AM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | tu qabil-e-aitbar banda nahi hay, iss liay phir mayn larkio ko dil ki batayn batata hoon |
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| 1/10/2008 | 11:53:53 AM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | hahha | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 11:53:55 AM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | you know, recent accident bhi aik larki ko pata hay, but tujhay nahi  |
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| 1/10/2008 | 11:54:06 AM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | ok i dont have a problem |
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| 1/10/2008 | 11:54:14 AM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | yeah i m not trust worthy  |
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| 1/10/2008 | 11:54:22 AM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | so keep ur things to ur self :P:P | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 11:54:49 AM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | inshaAllah, don’t worry my little kid |
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| 1/10/2008 | 11:55:03 AM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | nah i m not worryin since i dont care |
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| 1/10/2008 | 11:55:59 AM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | you will even not care of your (may be) wife, and she too will InshaAllah not take care of you  |
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| 1/10/2008 | 11:56:28 AM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | of course mai nay dosri kerni hai pehli ke care choro ga to agli aye ge na munnay |
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| 1/10/2008 | 11:57:07 AM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | puttar mujhay tau tu doosri se bhi agay jata nazar ata hay | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 11:57:52 AM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | of course yaar | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 11:57:56 AM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | 2 to pakki hai | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 11:58:05 AM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | agay da lagnay wali baat hai |
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| 1/10/2008 | 11:58:51 AM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | tumnay jab say meri pic daikhi hai baray impress ho |
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| 1/10/2008 | 11:59:29 AM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | bilkul boht impress hoon | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 11:59:50 AM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | sochta hoon keh aisay aison kay liay 2 tayyar hayn tau mere liay tau 6 hongi |
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| 1/10/2008 | 12:00:00 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | hahahahha | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:00:23 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | jealous |
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| 1/10/2008 | 12:01:19 PM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | jealous ki taunting woh banda karta hay jis kay paas kehnay kay liay aur kuch na reh gaya ho |
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| 1/10/2008 | 12:01:50 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | larkio ko impress kernay k liye hamesha tum logo ke pics use kertay ho |
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| 1/10/2008 | 12:01:54 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | kabhi meri to kabhi apnay kissi cozin ke | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:02:09 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | priety ki lagay rakh n koi gay he tujhay chimray ga |
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| 1/10/2008 | 12:03:04 PM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | yar teri zaban mujhay samajh nahi ati, dobara se urdu likhna seekh | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:03:22 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | jab izat ho to samajh ana band ho jati hai |
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| 1/10/2008 | 12:03:27 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | tu abhi nai samjhay ga |
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| 1/10/2008 | 12:04:17 PM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | chhor yar mayn tau preity kay liay preshan hoon | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:04:37 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | raho tumhari nazuk sehat k liye yehi acha hia :”d | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:05:37 PM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | itni nazuk bhi nahin hay, mera BMI 22 hay | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:06:09 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | isi liye tum har haftay chicken ou tho jatay ho |
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| 1/10/2008 | 12:06:37 PM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | what? | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:07:04 PM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | yar mayn boht bhola bhala bacha hoon mujh se aisi batayn mat kia kar | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:07:20 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | haan haan | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:07:27 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | tum to roti ko chochi kehtay ho | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:07:48 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | abhi kissi baji ko line marni the |
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| 1/10/2008 | 12:07:51 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | abhi bhola bhala bacha | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:07:52 PM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | nahin mayn roti ko bread kehta hoon | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:08:08 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bholay bhalay bacho ko log bara mutasir kertay hai |
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| 1/10/2008 | 12:08:35 PM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | baji hogi teri | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:08:43 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | meri nai teri teri teri | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:09:05 PM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | teri teri teri teri teri teri teri teri teri teri teri teri teri teri teri teri teri | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:09:16 PM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | coz mayn nay kabhi usay baji nahi mana | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:09:23 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | to phir kia mana hai :-O | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:09:31 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | abay shadi say pehlay sari bajiya hoti hai |
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| 1/10/2008 | 12:09:40 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | n jo teray halat hai baji he maan |
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| 1/10/2008 | 12:09:56 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | nai to kuch salo mai uskay bacho ka mamu hoga |
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| 1/10/2008 | 12:10:48 PM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | nahi mayn us kay mian se dosti kar kay chachoo banoon ga |
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| 1/10/2008 | 12:11:17 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | mera khyal hai tu uskay m iya say dosti ker k aik din merhoom banay ga | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:11:40 PM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | mayn bhola bacha hoon, bonga nahin |
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| 1/10/2008 | 12:12:05 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | log tumhay bongay say bhe gaya guzra samajhtay hai’ | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:12:21 PM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | acha chal yeh bata, jab african american cock kehtay hayn tau tu murgha samajhta hay na |
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| 1/10/2008 | 12:12:51 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | multan ka rehnay wala paindo | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:12:58 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | aik he lafaz yaad kia howa hai | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:13:03 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | they have more terms |
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| 1/10/2008 | 12:13:09 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | keho to tik tumhara name rakhd oon |
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| 1/10/2008 | 12:13:21 PM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | betay tu mujhay kia samajhta hay? | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:15:02 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | aik jahil paindu insaan jo khud ko bohat bari cheez samajhta hai laiken every week chicken out ho jata hai or aglay haftay dobara bongia marta hai jiski izat 2 kori ki nai rahi or jisko ab bezti ka bhe asar nai hota | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:15:22 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | i m sorry | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:16:03 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | do add k tum sari ki sari fazool harkatay kerto ho | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:16:06 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | :P:P | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:16:23 PM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | agar tum samajhtay ho keh mayn tum bloggers mayn honay wali bay-izti ki perwah karta hoon tau you are totally wrong |
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| 1/10/2008 | 12:16:42 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bloggers :-O hahaha yaar teri to real mai bhe koi izat nai | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:16:45 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | kutay wali oqat hai | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:17:03 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | yeh jo tu baray per phila ker nai kehta k aik larki ko recent incident pata hai | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:17:12 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | larki k samnay ronay ronay wala mujhay na-mard lagta hai | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:17:40 PM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | mera card kisi bhi waqt khatam sakta hay, yeh na samajhna kah mayn bhag gaya hoon | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:17:43 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | yeh to teri oqat hai phir tu pata nai kia samajhta hai | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:17:55 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | tera card aqal k sath khatam he howa rehta hai | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:18:15 PM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | puttar tu inshaAllah mar khaey ga, tere nukta-haey-nazar bilkul ghalat hayn | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:18:38 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | i m still more powerfull than u n dont chicken out |
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| 1/10/2008 | 12:19:14 PM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | love has more power, and my heart is softer than you kukkar |
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| 1/10/2008 | 12:19:31 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | oh munna is in love | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:19:51 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | u will soon be a mamu than a lover | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:20:18 PM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | I keep my seriousness, sorrows and love in my heart |
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| 1/10/2008 | 12:20:25 PM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | tu inshaAllah reh jaey ga | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:20:31 PM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | tu kanwara hi maray ga inshaAllah | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:20:57 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | yeah rite |
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| 1/10/2008 | 12:21:07 PM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | such kehta hoon, kabhi mere samnay na ana warna……………:@ | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:21:13 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | u sure u keep everyin inside i think u chicken out | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:21:15 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | har waqat rona | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:21:36 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | kabhi kissi khambay per cherh k kabhi kissi tree ke shaakh per to kabhi hamsari ki dewar say lipat ker | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:22:02 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | dont u worry abt me being a kanwara bohat c help kerwanay ko tayar bethi hai |
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| 1/10/2008 | 12:22:24 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | aray nai ata teray samnay kia ho gaya hai hosla ker |
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| 1/10/2008 | 12:22:30 PM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | agar kabhi tum mere samnay aao aur mayn tumhayn kuch na kahoon tau samajhna keh tumhari khair nahi | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:22:50 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | see tum baat ker nai saktay yeh ronay lay ker beth jatay ho |
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| 1/10/2008 | 12:23:18 PM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | help karwanay wali idhar bhi kum nahi hayn |
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| 1/10/2008 | 12:23:18 PM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | jaisi tujhay help karwanay ko tyar hay, us se kahin behtar | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:23:43 PM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | I don’t weep, and that’s why I curse myself coz I cant weep | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:24:41 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | yeah rite |
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| 1/10/2008 | 12:24:57 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | kahin behtar to tu yaha k sapnay kio daikhta hai |
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| 1/10/2008 | 12:25:00 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | beth na wahi |
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| 1/10/2008 | 12:25:07 PM | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | bdtmz | yeh jo tum rozana apnay blog per rona rotay rehtay ho keh Qadeer nay mere sath yeh kar dia woh kar dia, yeh kia hay? | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:25:14 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | keep helpin |
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| 1/10/2008 | 12:25:27 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | hahaha | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:25:35 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | tum usko rona kehtay ho log usko tumhari bezti kehtay hai |
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| 1/10/2008 | 12:25:43 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | mujhay kitno nay kaha yaar ziada na kia kero | ||||
| 1/10/2008 | 12:28:20 PM | bdtmz | :(Qadeer Ahmad:) | lay ho gaya chicken out |
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